become a royal mess

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Month Price per person
January $20 sold out
February $25 sold out
March $30 sold out
April $35
May $40

upcoming events 2014

date location attendees
May 31, 2014 Detroit, MI
Jun 07, 2014 Cincinnati, OH


race day AKA “crowning day”

On race day, make sure you’re warmed up and ready to go.There will be plenty of parking and people assisting with parking. There will be different start times for different races. Expect to get really muddy throughout the course. Stick around after the race and enjoy the after show with a local band/DJ, food and drinks. Be sure to wash all that mud off yourself first.